If you are planning to buy a Sat Nav as a gift or for yourself, you are warned not to buy the following versions:

U2 Sat Navs

I bought one and found out The Streets Have No Names, so I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For!

Bonnie Tyler Sat Navs

It just keeps telling you turn around, and every now and then it falls apart!

I ended up Lost In France!

Tom Robinson Band Sat Navs

It’s only got the 2 4 6 8 Motorway!

Beatles Sat Navs

It didn’t have any instructions – We hoped We Can Work It Out,
but after a long journey down The Long & Winding Road,
I ended up a Nowhere Man!


I arrived so late, I just had time to say “I’ve been Here, There & Everywhere! Hello, Goodbye!”