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Bridal Lingerie, Men's & Ladies Underwear & Nightwear

Weybridge Surrey Ladies Boutique with a Passion for Fashion - Mother of the Bride & Special Occassions Dresses & Hats

John Lewis Gift List - Weddings & Other Special Occasions

The 3 Rings of Marriage
 First comes the engagement ring, then comes the wedding ring....& then the suffering!

"Do you, Jennifer promise
not to fuss & whine when
Steven wants to watch
Monday night football?"
 
If you want your Spouse to Listen & pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep!

Agatha Christie Quotation
"An archaeologist is the best
husband a woman can have;
the older she gets, the more
interested he is in her"
A foolish husband remarks to his wife: "Honey, you stick to the washing, ironing, cooking & cleaning.
No wife of mine is working!"

How to stop people bugging you about getting married.
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals!

Driving Lessons
If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way 

How a Man Thinks
A husband is a man who buys football tickets 4 months in advance & waits til December 24th to do his Xmas shopping
 
Don't Marry for Money,
you can borrow it cheaper

Changes
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

With a typical wedding cake
costing 350, Steve and
Linda opted for the more
economical wedding pizza! 

Weddin Pizza

Attending a wedding for the first time a little girl whispered to her mum, "Why's the bride dressed in white?" "Because white's the colour of happiness, & today's the happiest day of her life."
The child thought about this for a moment, then said,
"So why's the groom wearing black?" 

A little boy attended a wedding.
After the service, his cousin asked, "How many women can a man marry?"
"16," the boy responded.
His cousin was amazed he knew the answer so quickly.
"How did you know that?"
"Easy," the little boy said.
"All you have to do is add it up,
like the preacher said:
'4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer!' 



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