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Harry, a new retiree greeter at B&Q just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 10, 15, 20 minutes late. But he was a good worker really tidy, clean shaven, sharp minded , liked by customers and other staff members, a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their 'Older Person Friendly' policies.

One day the boss called him into the office for a talk. 'Harry, I have to tell you,
I like your work ethic, you do a bang up job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome.'

'Yes, I know, boss, and I am working on it.' 'Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though, your coming in late.

I know you're retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say if you came
in late there?'


'They said; 'Good morning, General, coffee this morning, sir?''

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