Golf Jokes

Why does a golfer need two pairs of trousers ?

In case he had a hole in one.

The main reason I play golf is to annoy my wife. She thinks I'm having fun.

" My game was so bad last month that I had to have my ball retriever re-gripped"

Golf as a hobby has an advantage over fishing - A golfer doesn't have to produce anything to back up his boasting.

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