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1. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming to high.

2. Women don't make fools of men-most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you've got sick of him.

4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home.
He probably lies about other things too.

5. A woman's work that is never done, is the stuff she asked her husband to do.

6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one-they try harder.

7. Go for younger men. You might as well-they never mature anyway.

8. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men-
"don't" and "stop" (but not used together).

9. Men are all the same-they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.

10. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is.

11. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men-a women.

12. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men-strong, caring, loving-they'd be wrong but you could still use them!

13. Men are like animals-messy, insensitive and potentially violent-but they make great pets!

14. Men's brains are like the prison system-not enough cells per man.

15. Husbands are like children-they're fine if they're someone else's.
 

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