|1. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach
you're aiming to high.
2. Women don't make fools of men-most of them are the do-it-yourself
3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you've got
sick of him.
4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home.
He probably lies about other things too.
5. A woman's work that is never done, is the stuff she asked her
husband to do.
6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one-they try harder.
7. Go for younger men. You might as well-they never mature anyway.
8. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men-
"don't" and "stop" (but not used together).
9. Men are all the same-they just have different faces so you can
tell them apart.
10. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will
usually find that he is.
11. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work
of five men-a women.
12. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men-strong,
caring, loving-they'd be wrong but you could still use them!
13. Men are like animals-messy, insensitive and potentially
violent-but they make great pets!
14. Men's brains are like the prison system-not enough cells per
15. Husbands are like children-they're fine if they're someone
Joke sent in by Sally