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"They told me at the blood bank this might happen." "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to." "Wow! Guess I must have left the top off the tippex!
"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!" "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people !" "I was doing the "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned at the last mandatory seminar my manager made me attend
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"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"
"Blast! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
"The coffee machine is broken...."
"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot." "That cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
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