Birthdays
Apparently Birthdays are good for your health. Research has been
carried out and they found that the more birthdays you have, the
longer you live! |
What do you call a teacher with no legs, arms or body?The Head! |
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to go with!
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| Teacher - "Did you know that most accidents at home happen in
the kitchen?" Pupil - "Yes sir, but we still have to eat them!"
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| "James, why have you been suspended from
school?" " Because the boy next to me
was smoking"
"But if he was smoking, why were you
suspended?"
"Because I was the one who set fire to
him!"
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| Why do Elephants have Big Ears? Because Noddy wouldn't pay the
ransom!
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| James - Why were you late for school this
morning? I was held up a man who saw
that sign outside, it said 'Stop Children Crossing'
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| A man got very upset when he went to see a concert in London
starring the 3 tenors. - He expected the ticket to only cost £30!
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Q. How do you make a hot dog stand?
A. Steal its chair
(sent in by Bonnie)
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| Q. What bone will a dog never eat? A. A trombone
(sent in by Bonnie) |
After the golfer's fifth attempt to get
his ball out of the sand bunker, he told his playing partner
'The only reason I play golf is to bug my wife.
- She thinks I'm having fun!' |
