A man buys his wife a coat made from 2000 hamster skins.
She wore it when they went to Blackpool for the day ...
he couldn't get her off the big wheel.
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How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
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| What 5 letter word, written upside down,
reads the same the normal way up ?
SWIMS |
What do you call a man with an elephant on his head?A flatmate! |
What do you call a man with a seagull on his
head?Cliff! |
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel |
A man goes to town on Friday, spends 2 days in
town and then comes home on Friday. How can this happen?
His horse is called Friday
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| The RSPCA raided the local fish shop yesterday, because of
accusations of cruelty. A woman had phoned them and said the fish
were being battered!
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I used to work at Kwik-Fit
- but I gave up the job
- every day I was tyred and exhausted! |
Why did the golfer wear two sets of waterproofs?
In case he got a hole in one! |
