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Sporting Pope
Did you know the Pope used to
play football?
He was great with crosses!
Did you know the Pope used to
play Rugby?
He was great at conversions!
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Missing R
A new young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help
the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by
hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from
copies, not from the original manuscript.
So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing
out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it
would never be picked up. In fact, that error would be continued in
all of the subsequent copies.
The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for
centuries, but you make a good point, my son." So, he goes down into
the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original
manuscript is held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been
opened for hundreds of years.
Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot. So, the young monk gets
worried and goes downstairs to look for him.
He sees him banging his head against the wall, and wailing "We
forgot the "R, the word is celebRate!" |
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