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Playground Bragging
A group of children are in the school playground. Three boys are bragging about their fathers.


The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him 50."


The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him 100."
The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon. And it takes eight people to collect all the money!"

Confession

A man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so went to his priest:

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic."

"Well," answered the priest, "that's not a sin."

"But I made him agree to pay me 20 Gulden for every week he stayed."

"I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause."

"Oh, thank you, Father; that eases my mind. I have one more question..."

"What is that, my son?"

"Do I have to tell him the war is over?"
 

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