A dumb girl goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer
start with the basics. "So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?"
The dumb girl counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds
replying, "Ehhhh....22 "
The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice.
"And can you tell us your height, please?" The young lady stands up
produces a measuring tape from her hand bag. She then traps one end
under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She
checks the measurement and announces
"Five foot two"
This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics.
"And, just to confirm for our records, your name please?" The blonde
her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing
something silently to herself,
before replying, "Mandy"
The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks,
"Just out of curiosity, miss....We can understand your counting on
your fingers to
work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is
obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?"
"Ohh that", replies the girl, "That's just me running through 'Happy
Birthday to you, happy birthday to you.....'"
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