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A dumb girl goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides to
start with the basics. "So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?" The dumb girl counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before
replying, "Ehhhh....22 "

The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?" The young lady stands up and
produces a measuring tape from her hand bag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces
"Five foot two"

This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics. "And, just to confirm for our records, your name please?" The blonde bobs
her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself,
before replying, "Mandy"

The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks, "Just out of curiosity, miss....We can understand your counting on your fingers to
work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?"

"Ohh that", replies the girl, "That's just me running through 'Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you.....'"
 

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