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There were 4 people trying to get into heaven. St Peter was at the gate and asked them how they died, to find out if they should be let in.

The first man said " I came home from work early, because I suspected my wife was cheating on me. She was alone, but when I went out onto the balcony, there was a naked man hanging on the edge. I went crazy, I started hitting his hands, but he still held on. So I got out the sledgehammer and kept hitting until he fell off. Luckily for him he landed in a bush, so I threw a fridge on top of him. That killed him, I shot my wife but I couldn't live with the guilt so I shot myself".

The second man said "Well, I was practicing Zen, naked on my balcony when I fell off. Luckily I managed to hold on to the next balcony, but then a crazy man came out and started hitting my hands. I held on until he got out the sledgehammer. Luckily I fell in a bush and survived. Unluckily, a random fridge fell on top of me and that killed me".

The third person was a woman. She said "My husband came home and accused me of cheating, he went crazy, killed an innocent man and then shot me. He then realised that guy was innocent so he shot himself".

The 4th person said "Well I was hiding in this fridge..."

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