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Rosemary Conley Diet
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New Year's Resolutions usually include plans to Diet, so we thought we would take a humorous look at Dieting.

Diet Tips
If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories

If you drink a diet coke with a chocolate bar, they cancel each other out

When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you both eat the same amount

Foods used for medicinal purpose have no calories; These include any chocolate used for energy, brandy, cheesecake, and ice cream!

Cookie pieces contain no calories, because breakage causes the calories to leak out

If you eat food from someone else's plate, the calories don't count

Movie related snacks are much lower in calories because they are part of the entertainment, and not one's personal fuel

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