|New Year's Resolutions
usually include plans to Diet, so we thought we would take a
humorous look at Dieting.
If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories
If you drink a diet coke with a chocolate bar, they cancel each
When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you both eat
the same amount
|Foods used for medicinal purpose have no calories; These include
any chocolate used for energy, brandy, cheesecake, and ice cream!
Cookie pieces contain no calories, because breakage causes the
calories to leak out
If you eat food from someone else's plate, the calories don't count
Movie related snacks are much lower in calories because they are
part of the entertainment, and not one's personal fuel