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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle
 
What's red & white and red & white and red & white?

Santa rolling down a hill!

If you cross Santa with a flying saucer, what do you get?

A UF ho ho ho
What does Father Christmas call his money?

Iced lolly
 
Cracker Joke - "What do you call a bull in a field having a sleep"?

A bulldozer
 

What does Father Christmas do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
Cracker Joke - What's grey, has 4 legs and a trunk?

A mouse going on holiday

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