Jokes 4

Christmas Fun - Jokes 4

What do you call a snowman in the desert? A puddle
What's red & white and red & white and red & white? Santa rolling down a hill!
If you cross Santa with a flying saucer, what do you get? A UF ho ho ho
What does Father Christmas call his money? Iced lolly
Cracker Joke - "What do you call a bull in a field having a sleep"? A bulldozer
What does Father Christmas do in the garden? Hoe, hoe, hoe!
Cracker Joke - What's grey, has 4 legs and a trunk? A mouse going on holiday

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