|Child "Mum, I'm going to write my
Christmas cards, how do you spell Noel?"
Child "That can't be right, I thought there
was no L"
|Santa was disappointed that it didn't snow on Christmas morning.
He looked out of the window and said to Mrs Claus "It Looks like
What wine is most common at Xmas?
I don't like brussel sprouts!!
|Apart from "Ho Ho Ho" What noise to you hear from Father
Christmas when he's watching a panto?
|What do you call people who are scared of
|And what goes oh! oh! oh?
Santa walking backwards
|"I bought my wife a wooden leg for
Christmas. It's not her main present - It's just a stocking filler"
(thanks to Tommy Cooper)
|A father asked his young son
to go upstairs to write his present list for Santa.
After a long while he came down; "Dad, I'm
stuck., I need your help with something"
"What's that Son?"
"Dad - how do you spell Dictionary?"