Child "Mum, I'm going to write my
Christmas cards, how do you spell Noel?"
Mum "N-O-E-L"
Child "That can't be right, I thought there
was no L"
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| Santa was disappointed that it didn't snow on Christmas morning.
He looked out of the window and said to Mrs Claus "It Looks like
rain Dear"! |
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What wine is most common at Xmas?
I don't like brussel sprouts!! |
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Apart from "Ho Ho Ho" What noise to you hear from Father
Christmas when he's watching a panto?
Santapplause !
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What do you call people who are scared of
Santa?
Claus-trophobic!
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And what goes oh! oh! oh?
Santa walking backwards
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| A father asked his young son
to go upstairs to write his present list for Santa.
After a long while he came down; "Dad, I'm
stuck., I need your help with something"
"What's that Son?"
"Dad - how do you spell Dictionary?"
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