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Christmas Fun - Jokes 3

 

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Christmas Number 1 Singles for every year. Great for Christmas Quiz.

 

Child "Mum, I'm going to write my Christmas cards, how do you spell Noel?"

Mum "N-O-E-L"

Child "That can't be right, I thought there
was no L"
 
Santa was disappointed that it didn't snow on Christmas morning.

He looked out of the window and said to Mrs Claus "It Looks like rain Dear"!

What wine is most common at Xmas?

I don't like brussel sprouts!!

Apart from "Ho Ho Ho" What noise to you hear from Father Christmas when he's watching a panto?

Santapplause !
 
What do you call people who are scared of Santa?

Claus-trophobic!

 
And what goes oh! oh! oh?

Santa walking backwards
 
"I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas. It's not her main present - It's just a stocking filler" (thanks to Tommy Cooper)
A father asked his young son to go upstairs to write his present list for Santa.

After a long while he came down; "Dad, I'm stuck., I need your help with something"

"What's that Son?"

"Dad - how do you spell Dictionary?"
 

 

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