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What does Good King Wenceslas ask for when he orders his pizza at Domino's?

Deep pan, crisp and even!

 
 
How does Santa take photos?
With a North Pole-aroid camera!
Cracker joke: What's the difference between a man and his dog?

A man wears a suit, his dog just pants!

Employee: "My salary is so small sir, that I can't afford lunch"
Scrooge Boss: "Then from tomorrow, we'll cut out your lunch break"

What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas?

A ladder in her stocking

Thank you Letter from Child to Grandmother who forgets how quickly children grow:

 "Dear Gran, thanks for the shirt, I miss you, I'd write more but I'm all choked up"!


What kind of key opens the door at Christmas?

A turkey

Why do you have to go to the doctor if you eat Christmas decorations?

You get tinselitus!
 
Cracker Joke- What's the best thing to take into the desert?

A thirst aid kit


What is an ig?

It's an eskimo's home -it doesn't have a loo !
 

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