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What does Good King Wenceslas ask for when he orders his pizza
at Domino's?
Deep pan, crisp and even!
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How does Santa take photos?
With a North Pole-aroid camera! |
Cracker joke: What's the difference
between a man and his dog?
A man wears a suit, his dog just pants! |
Employee: "My salary is so small sir, that I can't afford lunch"
Scrooge Boss: "Then from tomorrow, we'll cut out your lunch break" |
What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas?
A ladder in her stocking |
Thank you Letter from Child to Grandmother who forgets how quickly
children grow: "Dear Gran, thanks for the shirt, I miss
you,
I'd write more but I'm all choked up"! |
What kind of key opens the door at Christmas?
A turkey |
Why do you have to go to the doctor if you eat Christmas
decorations?
You get tinselitus!
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Cracker Joke- What's the best thing to
take into the desert?
A thirst aid kit
What is an ig?
It's an eskimo's home -it doesn't have a loo ! |
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