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Cracker Joke - What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

You step into a poodle!
 
Father Christmas sent his new elf for a sleigh-driving test. After the test Santa asked him if he'd passed.
Take a look" said the elf "No-el plates!"

Joe: What did you get for Christmas?

Dan: A trumpet, it's the best present I ever got

Joe: why?

Dan: My Mum pays me a fortune not to play it!

How is Santa like the Motor Racing Driver Schumacher?

He's always in the pole position!

How many chimneys does Santa go down?

Stacks!

Dad, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?

No you're going to have turkey like everyone else

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