Cracker Joke - What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You step into a poodle!
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Father Christmas sent his new elf for a
sleigh-driving test. After the test Santa asked him if he'd passed.
Take a look" said the elf "No-el plates!" |
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Joe: What did you get for Christmas?
Dan: A trumpet, it's the best present I ever got
Joe: why?
Dan: My Mum pays me a fortune not to play it! |
How is Santa like the Motor Racing Driver Schumacher?
He's always in the pole position! |
How many chimneys does Santa go down?
Stacks! |
Dad, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
No you're going to have turkey like everyone else |
