| When an applicant asked if the company had
a fitness program, the human resources manager replied, "Oh, our
employees don't need one.
They are routinely jumping to conclusions,
flying off the handle, beating around the bush, running down the
boss, going around in circles, dragging their feet, dodging
responsibility, passing the buck, climbing the ladder, wading
through paperwork, pulling strings, throwing their weight around,
stretching the truth, bending the rules, stabbing others in their
backs and pushing their luck!" |