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How do men exercise on the beach?

By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

 

 

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

Put the remote control between his toes.
 
When an applicant asked if the company had a fitness program, the human resources manager replied, "Oh, our employees don't need one.

They are routinely jumping to conclusions, flying off the handle, beating around the bush, running down the boss, going around in circles, dragging their feet, dodging responsibility, passing the buck, climbing the ladder, wading through paperwork, pulling strings, throwing their weight around, stretching the truth, bending the rules, stabbing others in their backs and pushing their luck!"

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